The Mics Are Open

1. #320 - "I Don't Want To Pay Rent" - The Mics Are Open

Andy is on one today and asks the question that on God's green earth why do we have to pay rent? This is not as crazy as it sounds. Plus, what's your fantasy? ....... Definitely good vibes on the pod today! Enjoy.

Aug 22,2025 01:09:20

2. #319 " Nairobi Sucks, The Village is Where it's at!" featuring Boutross

Boutross joins the gang this week on the back of the release his new EP. We chop it up about life, food and performing outside of Nairobi. Plus we ask, who's listening to Bongo?

Aug 15,2025 01:21:07

3. #318 - Do Vegans Swallow? - The Mics Are Open

The full gang are back in the house and the madness ensues, G recounts parts of his trip before he is throughly disgusted by the idea of breast flavoured ice cream... it's a wild one. Enjoy

Aug 08,2025 01:06:06

4. #317 - Siku njema huonekana chini ya dera!!

As G Money is still globetrotting, the rest of the crew links up for another banger. Calvin talks about his party life, and the gang gets into it about the allowed maximum number of missed calls. What would make someone suddenly become attractive to you? They talk about that, and get into NACADA’s proposed series of regulations aimed at curbing alcohol and drug abuse in Kenya. All this, plus plenty more madness as usual, on today’s episode. Enjoy!

Aug 01,2025 01:29:44

5. #316 - Ni Hao Fans!! (Chinese Only Fans!)

The crew starts off with an interesting take on religion and the bible. They then get into the Coldplay concert cheating fiasco,and China’s ban on OnlyFans. All this and plenty more on another unhinged episode. Enjoy!

Jul 25,2025 01:09:38

6. #315 - Lamine Yamal and other SHORT stories

The crew is back with another banger! Was Lamine Yamal in the wrong for allegedly hiring people with Dwarfism for his birthday party? Are there sins you’re too broke to commit? Find out what the gang had to say. They get into the Wireless Festival, UK vs. US rappers clash, and Calvin talks about shaving his hair. All this, plus plenty more madness on today’s episode. Enjoy!

Jul 18,2025 01:11:37

7. #314 - The "Not Suitable For Work" Edition - (Reel Reviews)

The week the gang share the reels that are giving them life and this spins off into some very random conversations.

Jul 11,2025 01:12:43

8. #313 - My Barber Shouldn't Touch Me Like That!!

Mandem,, how do you like it, smooth or rough ... We are talking about your barber! Calvin has a revelation and G Money wants to buy a horse .. Confused? We all are! Enjoy!

Jul 04,2025 59:47

9. #312 - The People Shall ..... Win

The gang dissect all the latest happens in the 254, The demonstrations in commemoration of the lives lost on June 16th 2024 plus the insane claim that we don't need Nairobi national park.

Jun 27,2025 01:14:00

10. #311 - You Can't Kill Us All (#EndPoliceBrutality)

Another week, more deaths, where does it end? It's a mixed bag this week. The guys talk about the Kenyan situation and police brutality. G expresses fear of alien life while Andy expresses hope for a better day.

Jun 20,2025 01:04:20

11. #310 - Enough is Enough - The Mics Are Open

It's a heavy week in Kenya and the gang chop it up about the killing of Albert Ojwang. When will it end and what's the way forward. It's a really good episode. Enjoy.Rest In Peace Albert Ojwang

Jun 13,2025 01:23:37

12. #309 - Bien Saved The Breakfast Club!! - The Mics Are Open

We are proud of Bien! But did the Breakfast Club hosts do their homework? Why is Tanzania picking on us and why do our neighbours always have the things that we want!

May 30,2025 01:28:13

13. #308 - Mama’s Boy? So what!?

Still loading the craziness in this episode! We recapped about Mother’s Day, and talked about why men generally don’t go big on celebrating themselves. We also got into Calvin’s business about future tension between his mom and significant other because of his mom’s access and time spent in his house. This led into a conversation about treating parents like human beings. We got into trends as well, including the amapiano and oontz movement that’s swept the Kenyan scene. The crew also settled the

May 23,2025 01:02:14

14. #307 - "The Zombies of Kitisuru!!! - featuring Tonio Kibz

Tonio Kibz joins the gang today and the conversation ranges from Kabogo's socks to illicit alcohol. The gang also talk about preserving our history.

May 16,2025 01:21:00

15. #306 - "Shoeless in South Nyanza!! - The Mics Are Open

The gang debates the weeks top story with a dose of humour, what does it feel like to be shoeless in Migori? Calvin decides he will never go to an Usher show to the disgust of the team.

May 09,2025 01:17:31

16. #305 - "And That's Why I Married A Kangaroo! - The Mics Are Open

The gang chop it up this week on some crazy topics. Why do female Kangaroos have 3 vaginas, Who would win if we picked fights with Gorillas and why radio is dead...

May 02,2025 01:08:40

17. #304 - "Lakers in 5, Shannon in Deep" - The Q&A Edition

The gang deep dives into Aviator this week, G learns the game and shows the rest of the team and explains how It could be addictive and how people need to bet responsibly. We also tackle as many of your questions as we can. Plus Shannon Sharp, again ...

Apr 25,2025 01:34:35

18. #303 - Do You Want Head or Brains? - The Mics Are Open

The gang are back and this week the conversation deep dives into micro chips in the brain. Imagine having unlimited as to information all the time. Andy is here for it, the OG's are less enthusiastic.

Apr 18,2025 01:15:49

19. #302 - "Wanjiru!!!"

The gang are in full chaos mode today apparently it all goes down in the DM's

Apr 11,2025 01:22:07

20. #301 - I've Never Seen A Jehovah Witness in A G Wagon!!

Wild episode today where the gang speak on so many things. Anthony Edwards paying 18 years of child support, How unhappy are Kenyan's and Marvin Sapp holding his church hostage. What is the world coming to LOL

Apr 04,2025 01:15:58

21. #300 - Three Hundred!!

The Mics Are Open hit's 300 episodes and the gang are reminiscing about the last 6 years. The discuss their favourite episodes, the covid years and as usual Andy throws a few curveballs. They are joined by friend of the pod Fabian!

Mar 28,2025 01:18:04

22. #299 - "Why Have You Married Someone You Don't Like?

The gang are back with an hilarious look at life in Nairobi. The ask the question "Is Baba the most successful politician in Kenya? - It's not as wild as it sounds, also why are you marrying someone you don't like? - There's a lot more but we will leave you to enjoy!

Mar 14,2025 01:10:09

23. #298 - To Get That Girl, Just Marry Someone Else!!

What does love mean to you? This week the gang chop it up about how much they've grown and how they see love differently. The also discuss Bien's Trace Award win and how that affects the industry.

Mar 07,2025 01:10:34

24. #297 - Don't Act Like A Saint, We Know You Wanna Hit It!

Explosive episode this week with some really wild takes, we talk about KPLC vs Nairobi County. We also ask if a woman in Nairobi will accept polygamy if the price is right and we ask, do men use women as "confidence boosters"Tune in chill out, let's go!

Feb 28,2025 01:06:53

25. #296 - "We Are Awake!! Not Woke" - The Mics Are Open

What's the difference between being "awake" and being "woke" - G is back from his tour of South East Asia with all the stories, we talk about Baba's failed AUC bid and we ask about how intentional we are with our friendships.

Feb 21,2025 01:04:53

26. #295 - Destiny Connector - The Mics Are Open

Ashley’s back after a long break, and she talks about being away! Both her and Calvin talk about our neighbors in the 255 having just visited TZ. They talk about the hospitality,food,maneuvering their airport,and so much more. How long did it take you to know your way around Nairobi CBD? And what other places in the city are hard to navigate? We share our experiences learning what the streets of Nairobi are like. The crew also talks Kendrick’s Super Bowl Half Time performance and what they thoug

Feb 14,2025 01:16:06

27. #294 - Valentines isn't a feeling , It's a Weekend!!

The gang are joined by Nyaash from The Wild Card and he finally explains what "Jabroni" means. The guys chop it up about the Grammy's, Kendrick Lamar and ask 'Did Beyonce deserve that award ... They also discuss women crushes and what excuses to use to get out of Valentine's Day

Feb 07,2025 01:24:25

28. #293 - No Role Models - The Mics Are Open

It’s the end of the month and the boys dissect everything from how the foreign aid freeze by the Trump administration has affected the health sector to the bloody turmoil that’s defined The Congo. The conversations backed by the ever noisy Nyamita from the Sandwich podcast will have you questioning Khalif Kairo's tribulation. This and much more!

Jan 31,2025 01:33:42

29. #292 - The Golden Age Of Scamming

The gang is joined by the Pod god Hafare and Malik from the Straight Out of Turkana Podcast. New week, new episode! This time around we have Malik and Hafare, super subs and in an epic way. The conversation goes from how insults are the quickest way to start to learn a foreign language to Kiswahili, a pain point. Donald Trumps inauguration speech and Hafare saying that Elon is on some …. Foreign aid pause and how it will affect Africa and more so Turkan which is Malik’s yard. Of course Andy has

Jan 24,2025 01:21:33

30. #291 - "Enter The Cockpit" - The Mics Are Open featuring DJ Shinksi

First guest of the year! DJ Shinski is in the building and we chop it up on a variety of subject, some how we end up in the confession booth of a catholic church ..Enjoy.

Jan 17,2025 01:34:58

31. #290 - The Mics Are Open - "I Didn't Ask For Your Opinion!!"

2025 begins with G Money getting into a fight with AI. The lads recap their festive season and catch up on the first pod of the year.

Jan 10,2025 01:17:06

32. #289 - Is God Fair? - The Mics Are Open

Join us on the pod this week with special guest, former Homeboyz Radio presenter “Fuego” - we talk about the Chris Brown Show in SA and G asks why a women would want to sleep with 100 men to break a world record? We dip into OnlyFans and round up by asking “Is God Fair?” - Enjoy

Dec 21,2024 01:21:25

33. #288 - "Wait Till Monday to Choke The Monkey" -

Pornhub says that Monday evening is it's busiest times followed by Sunday morning, of course we had to test the data... no not like that you filthy beast. We discuss the Jay Z story plus whether boarding schools make sense in this day and age.

Dec 13,2024 01:05:32

34. #287 - Mandem, No One Loves You! Get Used To It!

What does it take for a man to experience love? What is love in the first place? The gang chop up that topic today and a few other bits and pieces. Also, should DJs be vetted?

Dec 06,2024 01:13:13

35. #285 - Double Cheeked Up Mike! - The Mics Are Open

This week, Calvin’s wild TZ stories take a turn (what did that Uber driver offer?!), and the crew debates if “abusive” words can really be endearing. What’s on your IG explore pages? Ladies, Pick up a controller to understand men. Ashley’s “client list” has us questioning hit lists.

Nov 23,2024 01:09:23

36. #284 "Khaligraph Jones is Home, Are You?" - The Mics Are Open

This week we talk about the recently concluded US elections and what it means for Kenya, we also discuss Khaligraph Jones new house. Plus what are the things you've struggled with to get to where you are?

Nov 15,2024 01:06:39

37. The Wheneversode is Back!!!

Nov 10,2024 15:54

38. #05 - Who Can Give Up Pum Pum For Lent? - The Monday Minisode

10 MINS TO KICK START YOUR MONDAY!! ALL CAPS!

Mar 02,2020 10:49

39. #283 - 400 Ways To Certify Your Body Count - The Mics Are Open

The guys give an early analysis of the recently concluded US elections, G reveals what he's been struggling with and we have to talk about our Equatorial Guinea guy!

Nov 08,2024 55:34

40. #282 - "You Came All This Way To Cuddle? Go Home!!" - The Mics Are Open

Not a midnight trip across Nairobi for you to tell me you're not in the mood? Is this even fair? Maybe it is. The crew discuss late night link ups and whether it's okay to flirt via text all day and then just wanna cuddle when we meet LOL.We discuss Calvin's blended family and other short stories too!!

Nov 01,2024 01:02:32

41. #281 - My Mom Is Not Allowed To Date!! - The Mics Are Open

Picture the scenario, you're all grown up adn your Mom's single but yet, you don't want her to date. Welcome to the wild world of the Mics are Open. This week we talk about prostate health and how choking the monkey is good for you ... apparently. So much more to unpack and we discuss music .. again.

Oct 25,2024 01:11:49

42. #280 - The Mics Are Open - No Comment!!

The lads chop it up about life and ask each other "are you really likeable?" - They discuss the Impeachment and whether the smartest kid at school amounted to anything.

Oct 18,2024 59:01

43. #279 "Guess Who's Back!! featuring Ricardo !!! - The Mics Are Open

The last time Ricardo was on the pod, it became our most viewed episode. We are telling you that before he does. Great watch as we find out what he's been up to and he digs deep into the gang ... pause. Great watch!

Oct 11,2024 01:24:54

44. #278 - My Beard Made Me Cheat - The Mics Are Open

Do men with beards cheat more than follically challenged ninjas? Is this a thing? G Money changes his mind on 2.0 Vybz Kartel. The lads discuss the Walker Town fiasco and ask who's to blame. Plus Cardi and Offset go at it! The guys discuss ...

Oct 04,2024 01:05:47

45. #277 - Let Me Date My Co-Worker in Peace!!

From Diddy, to Shxts and Giggs, to In office Romance!! It's all here! - Enjoy!

Sep 27,2024 01:09:56

46. #276 - "It's all Shxts and Giggles Till they Cancel you"

Everyone's favourite podcast is in the eye of a storm right now and the gang discuss cancel culture. They also work how how Nyash + Conflict makes great TV and Calvin is back with banger after banger!

Sep 20,2024 01:15:19

47. #275 "I'll Put Those Nudes To Good Use" - The Mics Are Open

Why would you send nudes if you didn't want me to put them to good use, trust Andy to drop a banger! Have you heard about about AI porn? And why are porn story lines so boring? The gang chop it up today.

Sep 13,2024 01:03:10

48. #274 - "Eat That Kienyeji" - The Mics Are Open

Wild, wild, wild, WILD episode today. G narrates his Kienjeji ordeal and revisits a conversation about Body counts, The gang discuss whether Ice Spice is cancelled and is any one above cancellation plus all the usual nonsense.

Sep 06,2024 01:05:38

49. #273 - LGBTQ (Liquor, Beer, Guns, T*ts and Quickies)

Liquor, Beer, Guns, Tits, QuickiesNow we are podding! This week Nev, Andy and Uncle C are on rotation, the conversation spans from movies they'd watch over and over again to what would happen if you met your idol. Would you hug the, would you cry or perhaps even faint. Wait, there's more so tune in to get the vibes.

Aug 30,2024 01:20:11

50. #272 - Married Men Need Freedom!! - The Mics Are Open

Uncle C is back with the kids. What games did you play as a kid that were a menace to society? We cover relationships and friendships. Gender wars is back and this one gets heated.

Aug 23,2024 01:01:10

51. #271 - “Men Never Play Hard To Get!” - The Mics Are Open

Join as as the gang dissect this weeks top biggest stories. Was Buju Banton wrong about Afrobeats? Is Black Tax still a thing and why are men so easy to get? All this in this weeks episode

Aug 16,2024 01:16:06

52. #270 "Rich Men Won't Love You Like I do!"

Why do women hold broke men to higher values than they hold rich men? It's the conversation you ain't ready for. Plus, will Vybz Kartel still be relevant? Also, G has gone DEEP into SupaCell!!

Aug 09,2024 01:10:39

53. #269- "Track The Cycle!!" - The Mics Are Open

Mandem, do you track your significant others "cycle" ?? Plus 10 reason's why Pastor Nganga is the truth! Plus Calvin reckons condoms sales have fallen ... Madness today

Aug 02,2024 01:08:16

54. #268 - "Don't Piss Me Off" - The Mics Are Open

Full house this week as the gang review the week that's gone. Why can't men twerk? And why can't I have a VIP trip on the SGR. Wait, forget all that, there is a charge for keeping a cat?? Don't piss me off!

Jul 26,2024 01:09:30

55. #267 - The Mics Are Open - "Legend Z"

You've heard of Gen Z, but what exactly is a Legend Z? - This week the guys break down the weeks biggest stories. We explore the conspiracy theories surrounding Donald Trump and Ashley asks why do men act different when they know you like them? Great listen!

Jul 19,2024 01:03:44

56. #266 - Call Me Ka-Daddy!! - The Mics Are Open

Jul 12,2024 57:08

57. #265 - The Kids Are In Charge - The Mics Are Open Podcast

The kids are at it again. We could call this an uprising. We’re here for the antics and the games are in plenty. Let’s find out what day of the week you think the MAO team is.

Jul 09,2024 52:03

58. #264 - #GMONEYMUSTGO - The Mics Are Open

What a time to be alive. The gang are all together for the first time in a while and everyone is happy to see Andy back :-) - The conversation today is all about the state of the nation and of course G Money's radio departure.

Jun 30,2024 01:13:39

59. REJECT!!

In a special edition of the Mics Are Open, the gang chop up the recent demonstrations regarding the Finance Bill.NOTE* This was recorded before the Demonstrations of June 25th 2024May all the fallen soldiers RIP

Jun 26,2024 01:21:11

60. #262 - "I Tasted Your Sister's Cakes....." The Mics Are Open

Neville joins the gang and the gang talk about the finance bill, G leaving Homeboyz Radio and Byron's sisters cakes .... yes those cakes.

Jun 14,2024 58:50

61. #261 - Rub It And Release The Genie!! - The Mics Are Open

It's a full house on the Mics this week. The gang welcome back Andy and the conversation is a daft as you would expect. From Night runners to Genies and everything in between.

May 31,2024 01:08:25

62. #260 - "10 Reasons Why Air Fryers are Better Than Women! - The Mics Are Open

What? How can an airfryer be better than a woman? G Money and Calvin make a sprited defense of the airfryer. Also the verdict is out on Diddy and the crew get vulnerable on how life is lifing with them.

May 24,2024 01:02:55

63. "Spooning in The Air!" - The Wheneversode

Has a man ever talked to you all the way through it? Well the lads have gone through it. No one wants beef with 50cent and the KRA is really In our business. Big is about to buy a big Safe!!

May 22,2024 26:04

64. #259 "You're Too Poor For Me Diss!" - featuring Saddam and Boutross! - The Mics Are Open

What do you get when you add Saddam from OneTwoTV and Boutross to the Mics Are Open, You get chaos! The conversation ranges from music to Football to Somalia!

May 17,2024 01:13:08

65. "Netflix and Cheat!!" - The Wheneversode

Calvin is back with his crazy stories and an interesting statistic about cheating ...

May 14,2024 15:57

66. #258 - And that's Why I'm Kicking My Mom Out!" - The Mics Are Open

Very wild episode this week. G is back from has weekend of dancing at a wedding and Calvin shocks us again. Our guest this week is Bad Boy Owen from the Sandwich Podcast

May 10,2024 01:17:35

67. "This Podcast Will Make Me Single" - The Wheneversode

Ashley is complaining that being on a podcast is keeping her single. The gang also discuss the Kendrick / Drake Beef

May 07,2024 16:02

68. #257 - Somali Madonna! - The Mics Are Open

The kids are in charge and the baby sister is insane. Very random conversations. Doppelgängers and Hafare is a Somali Madonna. Kinks our ancestors had and are we religious cause our ancestors got high?

May 04,2024 59:31

69. #256 - Brothels And Intentions !!! - The Mics Are Open

The gang are joined by Hafare this week and Big C is BACK as G takes a break. Hafare shares some gems from his therapy sessions and as usual it chaos

Apr 26,2024 01:05:14

70. "Employers should be giving us their CV!! - The Wheneversode

When we get a job, why don't the employers give us a CV. I mean we should also know what a company is like ...

Apr 23,2024 11:30

71. #255 - We Are All Red Flags! - The Mics Are Open

What do you see as a "Red Flag" in men and women? The squad have random guest passing by today in the shape of Nondies Rugby player, Sir Henry. Also, should your friends be the ones to call you out?

Apr 19,2024 01:05:15

72. #207 - There's Nothing Cool About Struggle!! - The Wheneversode

When did struggling become sexy? The gang chop it up on where this notion of struggling being necessary?

Apr 12,2024 17:20

73. #254 - J. Cole Is Moist - The Mics Are Open

The gang is split today on the subject of J. Cole's apology to Kendrick Lamar. Also, what exactly is sex trafficking. What has Diddy done?

Apr 12,2024 01:01:40

74. #253 - "My Bedroom Is Private Property" - The Mics Are Open

How much of your private life do you want out there? The gang chop it up on whether we all overshare. Calvin is told that there's someone after his throne ....

Apr 05,2024 01:02:22

75. #206 - Your Trauma Is Here Forever

Do you ever really outgrow trauma? Or does it keep evolving? The crew go deep on their own personal traumas.

Apr 02,2024 17:54

76. #252 - It's Only Cheating If You Get Caught!! - feat Paps (Sandwich Podcast)

The link up that you didn't know you needed! Paps (Nyamita) from the Sandwich Podcast joins us this Good Friday and its all Good!

Mar 29,2024 59:22

77. #205 - Gimme My Money Back!! - The Wheneversode

G Money is complaining about banks while Andy wants to know if artist's being overly inspired by other artists actually steal their success.

Mar 26,2024 18:26

78. #251 - Free Kartel .... Maybe

Should Vybz Kartel Be freed? Plus how do you protect your joy? In those dark moments, how do you dig yourself out of despair

Mar 23,2024 55:31

79. #250 - We Are Gonna Live Forever!! - The Mics Are Open

Will AI enable us to "live' forever? Also the lads chop it up about sex snacks and cheat codes. Also find out who "deez nuts" belong to!

Mar 15,2024 01:00:21

80. #204 - "She Can Bench More Than Me" - The Wheneversode

Would you have a female gym PT or is your ego in the way?

Mar 12,2024 12:43

81. #249 - Mandem, Give Women All Your Monies!! - The Mics Are Open

Men need to put women in charge of domestic finances ... or not, today we talk about women in business as it's International Women's Day.Good Vibes!

Mar 08,2024 52:02

82. #203 "Bring Back The DJ" - The Wheneversode

What is a real DJ, what is the scene missing. Today the guys talk music on the Wheneversode!

Mar 05,2024 26:08

83. #248 - "You Should Have Told Me!!" - The Mics Are Open

If you had to warn someone who was moving to Kenya about what they should expect, what would you tell them? Also are you brave enough to resettle abroad. The guys also pay tribute to Peetah Morgan from Morgan Heritage.

Mar 01,2024 01:01:01

84. #202- "Give Me My Flowers .. Or, I Will Just Take Them!! - The Wheneversode

How important is it for people to give your flowers?

Feb 26,2024 20:13

85. #247 - Elsa For The Win!! - The Mics Are Open

How are you coping with the heat? The Kenyan heatwave is here. Also where do you stand? Elsa vs Naomi?

Feb 23,2024 57:48

86. #201 - Woman Boss, Man Boss, You Decide!! - The Wheneversode

The gang talk about their experiences with male and female bosses. Interesting.

Feb 19,2024 15:37

87. #246 - These Are My Confessions!!!! - The Mics Are Open

Which song do you turn to after a heartbreak? The gang chop it up today on so many topics. The dissect the hate that Eliud Kipchoge receives and round up with a discussion about Usher.

Feb 16,2024 01:08:54

88. #200 - Drake's Ding-a-ling

Well well well, you knew it was coming ...

Feb 12,2024 12:55

89. #245 - Hustle Harder!! - The Mics Are Open

The Mics Are Open: Side Hustles, Royal Rumors & Kanye Chaos!This week, we're tackling the hottest topics: Remote Revolution: Ditch the suit & tie? We uncover the online job boom, from trends to tips & real-life stories. King Charles' Health Scare: Fact vs. fiction, and the potential impact on the crown. Kanye West: Genius or Gauntlet? We dissect his music & madness, debating his true influence.Join the conversation! Laughs, insights & your questions await. Subscribe now!#TheMicsAreOpen #

Feb 09,2024 01:00:30

90. #199 - Pause - The Wheneversode

This episode is filled with "Pause" moments. It's amazing how this lot can make anything sound sexual. There is a lot going on here. Come and enjoy ... Pause

Feb 05,2024 20:59

91. #244 - Osama Bin Dick - The Mics Are Open

What a week at the Good Company!! We hope you watched DST this week and heard the Ashley/Nimrat conversation! But hold on a minute, the lads want to ask Ashley some real questions about it. This episode is EXPLOSIVE

Feb 02,2024 01:14:11

92. #243 - Dear Younger Me!! - The Mics Are Open

Another catch up with the Gang, full house today and the conversation ranges from what makes a celebrity, to advice that we would give to our younger self!

Jan 26,2024 01:02:23

93. #198 - Gen Z have Their Own Language!! - The Wheneversode

The Wheneversode is back on Monday and this week the gang chop it up on Gen Z slang and that sextape ...

Jan 22,2024 27:34

94. #242 "Get Ready, Get Ready, Get Ready!!" - The Mics Are Open

Prepare for Cringes and Groans: The Bad Jokes Brigade Returns!Get ready for another side-splitting (or is it side-groaning?) episode of The Mics Are Open. This week, the gang's back with a fresh batch of terrible jokes that will have you questioning your sanity – and wondering how long it'll take before Andy lets out that inevitable groan.But wait, there's more! This isn't your typical torture-by-humor session. Andy's got a brand new game that doesn't involve soul-crushin

Jan 19,2024 01:07:06

95. #197 "If I Get Rich, There Will Be Signs!!" - The Wheneversode

If you won the lottery, who would you tell? More importantly, would you show up at work the next day?

Jan 15,2024 20:59

96. #241 - Daddy's Home - A True Story

What would you do if your dad returned after 20 Years? - This pod is DEEP today as Neville has experienced just that. It's one of those pods that makes you truly happy to have a space for these conversations.

Jan 12,2024 57:10

97. #240 - No More Damn Socks!!

Women are lazy, yep we said it! Especially when it comes to buying gifts for men. All it takes is time and attention. Stop being lazy!

Dec 29,2023 01:08:59

98. #195 - Don't Bring My Mom Into This! - The Wheneversode

The lads talk about the first time some one cursed at them and who hosts the best Christmas throwdowns. Merry Christmas,

Dec 25,2023 17:43

99. #239 - Mali ya Kuuma

It's Xmas

Dec 22,2023 01:14:51

100. #194 - Ladies, Help Us Shoot Our Shots!! - The Wheneversode

As a man, How do you approach a babe who is being "guarded" by her girls? Andy has a theory.

Dec 24,2023 13:56

101. #238 - You're Not In My Tax Bracket!!

This week the pod is podding, the gang chop it up on a lot of things. They review Tuesday's Dancehall vs Afrobeats concert, Calvin's trip to watch Kendrick Lamarr and dating within your tax bracket.

Dec 15,2023 01:12:44

102. #193 - Kibera for the win!!! - The Wheneversode

Why should a tourist be able exploit us for YouTube views. G Money is not having it!!

Dec 10,2023 20:05

103. #"237 - "Honestly? Nobody Is In Love!I" - The Mics Are Open

The lads are joined by Nimrat from The Double Sided Tape and discuss all things relationships, beige flags and whether love stil exist.

Dec 08,2023 01:08:15

104. #236 - Trapped In The Toilet" - The Mics Are Open

When are men hiding in toilets? Well, not literally but there seems to be no safe space for men. We discuss that. We also ask why gatekeepers don't support Young entrepreneurs. We tell you all about the YEA account from Co-op Bank.

Dec 01,2023 01:20:59

105. #234 -Diddy Did It!

Diddy is the Biggest conversation globally and the gang have to unpack it. Plus we explore why men need help in processing their feelings.

Nov 24,2023 01:11:27

106. #192 - El Nino and Potholes!! - The Wheneversode

Special guest Yvette Kikuyu brings here vibe to the Minisode. We discuss El Nino, Potholes and Toxic Love!

Nov 19,2023 20:35

107. #233 - Sealed With A Loving Kiss (S.W.A.L.K)

Did you write love letters at school and more importantly, to who? The gang are joined today by Yvette Kikuyu who runs a podcast in Dubai. The conversation ranges from high school crushes to how the guys are managing these financial times.

Nov 17,2023 01:08:31

108. #191 Long Distance Lies!! - The Wheneversode⁠

Can you keep it real in a long distance relationship? Be honest. Let's talk about that.

Nov 14,2023 19:57

109. #232 - Forbidden Fruit Tastes The Sweetest

The gang today meander through conversations around the excitement of cheating, ancestral worships and so much more.

Nov 10,2023 01:13:31

110. #190 - "Snip Season" - The Wheneversode

Circumcision Season discussed a bit to in-depth for G Money

Nov 06,2023 13:06

111. #231 - Send The King Home!!

King Charles III is in Kenya on an official visit and not every is happy. Ladies, when you go a mans house, how do you know he's had female company ... and vice versa. Also, how can we make money from Only fans?

Nov 03,2023 01:09:36

112. #230 - "That's Not My Child!!"

If you want to see G Money undewr bombardment for an entire podcast, then this is the one. Big C is on form and even Ashley catches a stray right at the end. Vibes on Vibes!

Oct 27,2023 01:08:56

113. #189 - I Wish I Didn't Have To Wear Clothes - The Wheneversode

Who would have thought that the modern man would struggle to get dressed in the morning? I mean do you know how much thought we put into outfits?? And other short stories.

Oct 26,2023 10:43

114. #229 - Jada, Just Tell Us The Truth!!

Why wont Jada "Kiss and Tell? (See what we did there?) - Neville's back and the pod is podding. The conversation is all over the place today but you know we gotta talk about Will and Jada. G money has a very interesting take ....

Oct 20,2023 01:06:59

115. #188 - Fake It Till You Make It - The Wheneversode

Nevilles in the house and it's like he never left. The gang discuss the Brian Mwenda situation and Adam 22 ... Again

Oct 19,2023 22:49

116. #187 - 4 People In A BMW - The Wheneversode

What are four people doing in a BMW on River Road? We don't know!! Ask Calvin

Oct 19,2023 13:57

117. #228 - The Bed Bugs featuring Drake

What an episode, Tonio Kibz is in the cut and the conversation ranges from Bed Bugs to whether Joe Budden should leave Drake alone. The gang aslo ask where is the humanity in the Israeli - Palestinian conflict.#africanpodcasts #kenyanpodcast #BedBugs # Drake #TheMicsAreOpen

Oct 13,2023 01:04:20

118. #227 - Kienyeji Pro Max!!!

I don’t see nothing wrong with a little Kienyegi bump and grind, lol! Pure madness and badness on this week’s episode. Andrew has the questions, Ashley laughter is absolutely contagious, well and there’s Calvin who seems to have a bit too much lag time.

Oct 06,2023 01:02:14

119. #186 - Politicians Can Rap! - The Wheneversode

The conversation ranges from shady government deals all the way to rapping politicians and everything in between.

Oct 04,2023 20:59

120. #185 - AFCON 2027 is Ours!!

The gang talk about AFCON 2027 and who they think should perform at the opening ceremony. G asked do celebrities keep it real about their finances.The Wheneversode is now on YouTube

Oct 01,2023 15:53

121. #226 - You Can't Look Like Your Problems!!

Calvin is fresh from London town with tales of the Big City. He renounces Nyeri and tells us about his trip meanwhile Andy asks what are the things that we can't live without ....

Sep 29,2023 01:03:06

122. #225 - The Wild Wild Mess" - feat Hafare

As Calvin takes a break in London, the pod is disrupted by a wild story from special guest Hafare. The content is MESSY, but hey, the Mics Are Open right?

Sep 22,2023 01:13:02

123. #184 - Real Men Don't Fight Over Women - The Wheneversode

Would you fight over a woman in a club? In this Nairobi of per person sharing you could be fighting over a joint venture.

Sep 21,2023 12:12

124. #224 - Downloadable Nuts

The President has been in office for a year and the gang dissect his performance. The conversation ranges from aliens to androids. Another eclectic selection of Nonsense.

Sep 15,2023 01:13:18

125. #183 - So You Want To Be An Influencer Huh? - The Wheneversode

The topic today was all about influencers, let's get the nitty gritty from both sides!!

Sep 14,2023 19:03

126. #223 - I'm Happy With My Inches Thank You!!

The pod today ranges from Drake and his bra's to the latest attempt to sully the name of Barack Obama. Listen to the end to hear some wild wild content. You've seen the title ....

Sep 08,2023 01:12:24

127. #182 - You Can't Be Naked At School!! - The Wheneversode

What is the world coming too!! Teenagers going to school NAKED!!!

Sep 07,2023 15:11

128. #222 - Smash in Your Own House! - The Mics Are Open

Would you allow your friends to use your house as a “knocking shop”? At what age does your home become your “castle”? The conversation ranges from the Babu Owino judgment to the new police uniforms.

Sep 01,2023 01:00:24

129. #181 - Just Me And My Lotion! - The Wheneversode

Not more lotion stories!! This episode consists of dry elbows and ashy knees. It's a good thing the jokes aren't dry!!

Aug 30,2023 18:09

130. #221 - Show-er or Grower

The most random podcast this week? Are you a grower or a shower? Also is sex the only reason we exist? According to Calvin it is, and he could have a point.

Aug 25,2023 01:15:43

131. #180 - The Dubai Edition - The Wheneversode

Where is the gang today? The title isn't a clue ..

Aug 23,2023 19:40

132. #220 - Ashy Skin Needs Love!

Today the gang podding from Kukito Chicken Shop in Hurlingham, Nairobi. The subject ranges from Police corruption to whether or not bad skin can be cured by sex. Wild.

Aug 18,2023 56:59

133. #179 - Groupies Need Love - The Wheneversode

The crew are live on location at Kukito Chicken Shop in Hurlingham. So it's conversation and food. Plus, would you smash a groupie?

Aug 17,2023 14:29

134. #219 "Black Love and Hip Hop" - The Mics Are Open

The Riverboat Brawl and 50 Years of Hip Hop dominate the pod today. It's a very musical vibe and we are here for it.

Aug 11,2023 01:03:00

135. #178 - If She's Never Been To Burger Hut, She Too Young Bro - The Wheneversode

Have you ever been to Burger Hut?

Aug 10,2023 14:49

136. #218 - "You Didn't Know It Was Hard To Be A Man?" -

A wide ranging pod this week that touches on World Coin and whether transgenders are properly counselled before they transition. It gets deep.

Aug 04,2023 01:13:37

137. #177 - The President Was Right!! - The Wheneversode

Today Minisode is literally just a stream of consciousness, the gang chop it up about everything and nothing. They all agree though that the President was right, about what? Well just listen.

Aug 02,2023 17:47

138. #217 - Mandem, We Cant All Leave Kenya!! - The Mics Are Open

We can't all leave Kenya! The gang talk about whether they want to leave Kenya in light of all the things happening. G Money is also told that he's boring when sober.,

Jul 28,2023 01:06:29

139. #176 - Andy, NO!!!!!!! - The Wheneversode

Let me tell you Maina, Andy violated Calvin on this episode. Just listen to the end

Jul 27,2023 15:09

140. #216 - Konnichiwa!!!

Crazy episode this week! The lads discuss Adam22 in depth plus a whole barrage of stuff.

Jul 21,2023 01:10:51

141. #175 - You Are Your Parents Pension!! - The Wheneversode

Andy asks a real question today, what do you feel about being your parents pension? The lads have their say. Also, why don't men remember important dates? The answer may shock you LOL - Enjoy

Jul 20,2023 20:02

142. #215 - Cheat, but not with someone BIGGER than me!!

The gang are back and the conversation is diverse! From the recent demonstrations to the crazy Jumper podcast situation.

Jul 14,2023 01:07:15

143. #174 - Does Your Sex Game Reach KEBS Standards? - The Wheneversode

How good are you? Like for real. Enjoy LOL

Jul 13,2023 17:19

144. #214 - The Mics Are Open - Your Friends Are Your Biggest Haters

Do our friends actually like us? It's been a crazy week in the 254 and today we look at whether our friends actually like us.

Jul 07,2023 59:02

145. #173 - It's The End Of Kenya As We Know It - The Wheneversode

What happens when society begins to erode, what happens when systems no longer serve you? Serious shit today from the gang?

Jul 05,2023 18:49

146. #213 I Parked The Trailer Downstairs

Just what you think it means ...

Jun 30,2023 01:00:24

147. #172 Damn, You're Delicious - The Wheneversode

Ever thought of how good you would taste if you ate yourself ?? Seasoning, Salt, Well aged!! Oh lord they have finally turned to cannibals!!!!!!

Jun 29,2023 10:47

148. #212 - It's Okay To send Your Mom For Water

Do you want to know how much a potential smash earns before you smash? Is this more important to women or men. Also the gang chop it up about the missing submachine and Pastor Vic sending his mother for water.

Jun 23,2023 01:10:43

149. #171 Meet Me Halfway! - The Wheneversode

Can you meet me halfway, right at the borderline is where I'm gonna wait for you! Yup, thats def the lyrics but hold up think of that in a Nairobi way!

Jun 21,2023 16:16

150. #211 - Calvin The Wood Seller!!

Another great Friday to listen to a spontaneous quartet, this week’s episode goes from morning wood in Gikomba to the wildebeests in the Masai Mara to Shrek the cartoon! Yes you read correct, Shrek the cartoon. Ohh how can we forget be sure to look out for a countdown on which are the most hardcore Sheng words ever said.

Jun 16,2023 01:16:43

151. #170 Photo Ops in State House - The Wheneversode

Seems like everyone but the Mics Are Open were at State House this past Friday, Tonio Kibz joins the gang to tell them more on what was happening and also discuss on the digital tax debate!

Jun 15,2023 23:50

152. Photo ops in State House

So what exactly was happening at the house on the hill this past Friday ? Tonio Kibz gives the answers on what went down and also why the lady and the lads from the mics are open were not invited. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters./pod/show/conrad-gray4/support

Jun 15,2023 05:09

153. #210 - I Can Love You Both!!

Today we are at home courtesy of DSTV! - The topics range from AI, to movies to whether or not its possible to love more than one person at the same time.

Jun 09,2023 01:14:24

154. #169 - And Then She Whupped My Ass!!! - The Wheneversode

Super dope minisode this week, the gang reminisce on parenting and the times their parents whupped them.

Jun 07,2023 19:12

155. #209 - My Phone Could Send Me To Prison!!!

The gang are all theories today. They reminisce on public phones. They ask, could your phone's content sink you? Plus we have proof that G Money is a coward

Jun 02,2023 01:11:29

156. #168 - Blame The Kardashians For Everything!! - The Wheneversode

The gang break down the recent Richie Spice show and explain what went wrong, then they also ask, are the Kardashians are to blame for everything

May 31,2023 17:36

157. #208 - Let's All Be Corrupt!!

Who else is tired of working hard? Who else is ready for corruption to find them? On the pod this week the conversation goes from men celebrating birthdays to whether or not corruption is truly the way forward.

May 26,2023 01:03:42

158. #167 - The Heartbreak Slaps Harder When You've Been Faithful - The Wheneversode

Does it make sense to be faithful? To your lover or your barber? The gang chop it up on this weeks Wheneversode.

May 25,2023 13:17

159. #207 - "... And that's why we only smashed once!!"

The gang are back at DSTV today for the pod and the topics range from the Shakahola Massacre, to celebrity gossip to if men can really be turned of by one little thing in a woman.

May 19,2023 01:07:01

160. #166 - None of You Are Good Enough for OUR Ashley - The Wheneversode

Quick Minisode this week as the gang are ready for this weekend event. Ashley says the lads are cock blockers and they agree LOL

May 18,2023 11:03

161. #206 - Look After My Kidney!!

Are you one of those friends who gives and asks back ??? I’m talking tangible things like organs! The conversation this week is wild and intelligent in equal measure as the gang is joined by Hafare who has a theory on most Bible tales and Andrew Tate!

May 12,2023 01:06:25

162. #165 - Wig Smuggling Is The Next Big Thing!! - The Wheneversode

Did you know there were bears in the bible and that God used these bears to maul some kids who mocked a bald man? Where is Bien when you need him. It's the Wheneversode, this week with Hafare. Enjoy.

May 10,2023 17:04

163. #205 - "A Plumber Who Lays The Pipe!" - The Mics Are Open

The conversation week goes from porn, to church, to twitter and finally to Noah's Ark. Enjoy!!

May 05,2023 01:05:06

164. #164 - Dancehall Vs Afrobeats - The Wheneversode

Where do you stand in the Dancehall vs Afrobeats Debate!The Gang chop it upDancehall vs AfroBeats May 20th at Nairobi Street Kitchen www.tokea.com

May 03,2023 12:00

165. #204 - You Claim That Man? As Who??

The podcast. This week is full of vibes and we are joined by Tony Kibz from the Sandwich podcast. The guys discuss the cult killings in Kenya. Plus ask the question, if you meet a nice guy or girl, what gives you the right to think that you can take them out the streets? As who? Confused, don't be just listen.

Apr 28,2023 01:03:35

166. #163 - JD and Coke ... Lots of it ... - The Wheneversode

G recounts a wild weekend in Dubai and the team just laugh at him.

Apr 27,2023 15:13

167. #203 - The First Podcast On Only Fans!!

Would you subscribe to our podcast on Only Fans? The gang chop it up about cars, only fans and how men were men in the old days!

Apr 21,2023 01:11:21

168. #162 - I Love You Fam!!!! - The Wheneversode

Why do men struggle to say I love you. The gang has a hilarious take on that today

Apr 20,2023 14:13

169. #202 - No Sex In the Workplace!!

On this episode, the gang discuss whether on not Gen Z know how workplaces should actually be. G complains about "Dad Jokes" and why people care about Elon Musk's Blue tick.

Apr 14,2023 57:59

170. #161 - The Sex Tapes Are Open!! - The Wheneversode

The minisode is backs and it's only right that we discuss sextapes. Who would have the hottest visuals from the team LOL - Enjoy

Apr 12,2023 14:52

171. #201 - "And ... We're Back!!

The gang are back after their break, rejuvenated and ready to go! They re-live the live and discuss what happening with Calvin's dog ....

Apr 07,2023 01:08:42

172. #160 - Where is Caitlyn's Ting-A-Ling - The Wheneversode

This is probably the most random Minisode EVER, ahead of this weekend's live, the main question is .... You know what, just listen.

Mar 08,2023 31:32

173. #200 - Episode 200!!

It's a double century of the Mics Are Open and the gang are in a buoyant mood. The conversation ranges from attributes of dysfunctional upbringing to what actually happened to Calvin's Dad. The truth may shock you.

Mar 03,2023 01:12:36

174. #159 - I Have China Square FOMO!! - The Wheneversode

The gang debate China Square and agreed that they all missed out.

Mar 02,2023 17:22

175. #199 - He Said "Babes, I'm On The Pill"!!

Male contraceptive, can men be expected to trusted to family plan. Also, when you're chilling with your person, does it matter who picks up the food delivery from the door? Calvin thinks it does ....

Feb 24,2023 01:05:46

176. #158 - Let Her Teach You!! - The Wheneversode

No man knows everything, especially when it comes to sex. Don't be afraid to learn.

Feb 23,2023 13:13

177. #198 - My Wedding, My Rules.

Random conversations today that range from bidets to wedding invites. In between, we talk about the recent National Day of Prayer and a whole bunch of other stuff.

Feb 17,2023 01:07:43

178. #158 - Love Was Fine Without Social Media!

In the month of love the gang chop it up about distractions in love and whether our Grandparents really had it easier.

Feb 15,2023 22:30

179. #197 - So What Do You Need Me For?

We welcome Andy back to the pod and this week WE ARE PODDING. The guys talk about everything and there's a really interesting discussion on the future of radio.

Feb 10,2023 01:19:42

180. #157 - When Teachers Beat Up Parents!! - The Wheneversode

This is one story that you aren't ready for. What would you do if your teacher beat up your Dad????

Feb 09,2023 18:57

181. #196 - Your Dad's Alive? WTF? (featuring Bari from MNE)

These Daddy issues need to stop! The gang are joined by Bar from MNE and the converstaion ranges from dogs to dads, from schools to the environment. G Money drops a paternal bombshell!

Feb 03,2023 01:08:30

182. #156 - Baba Doesn't Love Gor Mahia!! - The Wheneversode

A cross continental edition of the pod today. Ugo is visiting from Lagos and we compare and contrast life between Lagos and Nairobi! Plus how could Baba hold a rally on the day we played AFC Leopards LOL!!

Feb 01,2023 27:30

183. #195 - Only Fans Is The Only Way!! (featuring Kibz and Joan Melly)

Just like that, a week has gone and the gang are randomly joined by Kibz and Joan Melly from the Sandwich Pod. It's just a conversation amongst friends and it's a mad one.

Jan 27,2023 01:15:50

184. #155 - Don't Come to Me With That Star Sign Nonsense!! - The Wheneversode

A random walk through spirituality and religion. Plus, what's your star sign?

Jan 25,2023 12:50

185. #194 - Kinky Kenyans (Feat Eli Mwenda)

Ashley Ashley Oh Ashley…… the MVP goes to, have you ever wanted to see Ash dominate the podcast and do it so effortlessly, this is it! We’ve also decided to update our British accent, just a bit! The conversation this week goes from fetish lists, wedding guests who don’t show up when they RSVP to Yes Ashley again and again. Our Special guest this week is Eli Mwenda from one Kenya's biggest Podcast "ManTalk"

Jan 20,2023 01:18:29

186. #154 - Every One In Nairobi Is Fake!! - The Wheneversode

Are there any genuine people left in Nairobi. Everyone is bougie without knowing why? Special Guest is Eli Mwenda

Jan 18,2023 16:43

187. #193 - "My House Is Haunted!!"

Do you believe in ghosts, well if you do this podcast might give you sleepless nights. Then again, it wouldn't be the first time ... Enjoy!!

Jan 13,2023 01:25:02

188. #153 - All D*cks Matter! - The Wheneversode

Some people are never satisfied, BBL's for ladies and d*ck extensions for men. This Wheneversode isn't insecure, it's short, but powerful ...

Jan 11,2023 14:22

189. #192 - Buddy Pass & Ngwanyes!

To be continued.

Jan 06,2023 01:09:22

190. #152 - The 2023 Vision Board! - The Wheneversode

New Year, New Vision - Same old us, welcome to the first wheneversode of 2023.

Jan 04,2023 14:59

191. #191 - Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose! (2022 ReCap)

It's the end of year wrap up with the Mandem and it finds them in a very reflective mood. Where did we win and where did we lose in 2022? What was your highlight of the year, while we talk about ours, think about yours! Happy New Year from us at The Mics Are Open Podcast!

Dec 30,2022 01:19:17

192. #151 - The Main Ingredient! - The Wheneversode

How was your Christmas? What did you eat ....You know where this is going right?Mutura Slander!

Dec 28,2022 13:59

193. #190 - Times Are Hard, Bite This Meat!

It's Christmas and as usual the team have a money making scheme, remember the lad Ashley went on a date with on the Minisode, well, we have an update! -

Dec 23,2022 01:05:21

194. #150 - It's Christmas! Be Kind!! - The Wheneversode

The gang are all about the Christmas spirit on this Minisode, the question is ... Are you?

Dec 21,2022 10:21

195. #189 - Hodari Wa Mapenzi!!

Neville's Back and the Pod is Crazy as ever, the conversation ranges from the Nairobi festival how you save names in your phone!

Dec 16,2022 01:09:25

196. #149 - Lunch Is On Ashley - The Wheneversode

Ashley is buying lunch for everyone, you included. Find out why LOL

Dec 14,2022 13:55

197. #188 - What Would Jesus Do?

It's always a problem when the gang start talking religion. The comversation ranges from, what would Jesus wear to where would he appear? They also discuss boarding school and a few other things.

Dec 09,2022 01:00:05

198. #148 - It's Not Too Late For Radio - The Wheneversode

The lads examine the relationship between podcasting and traditional radio. They also ask, who still reads books?

Dec 07,2022 19:32

199. #187 - Your Honor, Let Me Speak!!

This episode is MADNESS! The team receive a message that really divides them. Definitely one for the books!!

Dec 02,2022 01:05:07

200. #147 - Our Parents Did Their Best - The Wheneversode

What's the best and worst thing that you've learnt from your parents? Simple but deep question today on the Minisode with some beautiful answers. Enjoy

Nov 30,2022 16:16

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